(I Am) A Trifle Upsetting

Oh lookit - its the delightful little fellow Mr. F*cknbugger, he's all jumping up and down and excited about something! Maybe its because he missed the Andrew Bird show. I remember sitting down to tea with him and little Miss Halfnass and we read the local music newspaper which said Andrew was coming to town, but we ignored it because we forgot to connect Andrew's name with someone we really liked. How frightfully VEXING!